Month: April 2010
At last the secret of the perfect body!
I am fed up of reading how fabulous walking is for you.I have been walking since I was 15 months old and I still have a big bum. It’s…
Golf widow plans naked horror show.
Sat outside Cent Otre on Edinburgh’s George Street all afternoon yesterday and got a burnt face. Spent the previous days mumping and moaning about how…
Death on The Shagpile by Agatha Crusty.
Death by chocolate. May prove factual and not just the name of a pudding. Not for me, though I have packed it in, but for…
Day 4 Easter hols in Scotland- The knives are out.
Day 4 in the Big Brother House, School hols, Scotland. 4 adults, 3 kids, and 4 dogs. All losing it. All these humans and dogs…
Day 3 in the Big Brother House – Easter Holidays in Scotland
Day 3 in the Big Brother House. Trapped in a cottage in the Highlands of Scotland. Its pouring with rain, it’s been pouring with rain…
Calorific Catastrophe all in the name of Jesus.
There is a time of year in this God forsaken country when all I can think about is food. All year. 365 days a year….
The Eggs are goading me – they bloody are!
A week ago I fell for the ad on the telly – 2 Easter eggs for the price of one, and planning ahead – a…