Month: April 2010
Jogged. Sagged. Collapsed.
There’s not much to be said for exercise if you ask me. After many years of avoiding it I have volunteered to run a 10k….
Intolerance my arse.
I always think I am allergic to something. Fact is I’m allergic to bugger all. It’s all in the mind. I know it. I just…
Cafe Fish – WHOOP!
Once in a blue moon the long suffering husband and I make a date to see each other. Yes we live in the same house….
What a bummer.
Woke up this morning and the half wit labrador was looking a tad traumatised. On inspection I found a bunch of bananas in her bed….
Ben & Jerry make your dreams come true – free ice cream! Slurptastic!
Ben & Jerrys are giving away free ice cream – NO JOKE- this Tuesday from 1-5pm at all their UK outlets to celebrate Free (Fair)…
Identity Theft – a blessing!
Weekend looms and on Monday Iron Chef starts on Channel 4 5pm. I’m a judge on 5 of the shows and my pal sent me…
School’s Back ’til Summer – Alice Pooper
Last minute lottery stuff as usual. On the eve of school going back. Digging out the school breeks – they have holes in them. Where…
The Way Out Wacky Races to get back to the UK
£4500 is what my pals have been forced to pay to rent a car to get their party of 11 back to Scotland from Spain….
Alison’s Diary – Teenwolf, Lynx, naked woman and old gits.
Monday’s child is fair of face. But this one isn’t. The easter egg spot count has hit 12 – oh yes each egg I stuffed…
Paul Weller – should be going underground
So the most PC man in Britain has just announced his engagement to his 24 year old girlfriend. Well when I say the most most…